Real Santa versus Red Santa

Real santa: this is the one that brings presents at christmas eve to children. This one is Real: i saw him first time as a child. He came to us at home my 4th christmas and he gave us the presents himself. Later i never saw him again, but the presents he seem to have brought regularily while my grandparents were reading children books to us in our bed and play room and my parents were busy with preparing food in the kitchen. Then we missed him every time but the presents were there.

There was this moment at school were the class was talking about santas existence and the kids arond me got devided in two groups. I was somewhere in the middle. I wanted to belong to the cool group who seemed to know everything, but they where smiling and rejecting me. I did not want to belong to the other group, they were naive or so. i can‘t remember what was wrong but they were the OTHER group. So i remained in the middle not wanting to be part of the naive group and not beeing accepted in the Know_everything group.

There was this christmas where my parents and grandparents got all presents themselfs. We had cut a branch from the chrismas tree on the balcony, put it somehow upright in the children room. We said santa had been there calling the adults who all got a Perfume bottle each ( and were very surprised). We children had managed to keep it secret from them, despite making secret signs and exchanging secret looks in front of them the whole time. My grandma was long years after smelling like the (men) aftershave she got that christmas. I understand why because it was my preferrate smell too.

There was this christmas where i read a postit in the supermarket one day before christmas and i got a Santa suit myself going to some foreign kids. I knew how to behave and what to say because i had met santa myself as i was four years old and because the parents of this kids had told me exactly what was special and who had to get what present. I will never forget the glow in the eyes of this kids and how shy and exited they were! I was a stranger in that town that christmas and i would have been alone myself otherwise. But becase of that 20 minutes i was with all my memories together, my long parted grandparents and my far away parents. I was the real santa for 20 minutes.

The Real santa is for children. He lives northpol or so. or in the church. i never realy knew that part , no one told me. The preview of the presents was in my parents bedroom closet, so who cared where the real santa lived!

PS: and i had tears all over my face while writing this! They run like a river

The red santa: this is the one that gives hope to those fighting the Bender in his Capitalist suit. This one is not real. He never comes. He lives in the Sowiet Union* and People republic of china and some other smaller countries who have manged to defeat the Capitalist bender.

He is there, to be a counterpart to the Capitalist Bender ( who is deffinetly existent!) Red santa has nuclear weapons, he got as present from Scientists with comunistic ideals. He would have got them sooner or later anyway! He has own scientists.

Because of him the Capitalist bender can not do all what he wants, so the belief of those fighting Capitalist Bender. The red santa has a strong arm and can kill people if he thinks it fit ( Same as the Capitalist Bender who kills erverybody he can not own and contain otherwise!)

In reality the red Santa is the Comunist Bender.

The Comunist Bender and the Capitalist Bender will be together in the place where they belong. But till then, they feast together on some summit afterparty drinking champagne and eating caviar.

*Nowadays ( 2022) the soviet bender ports a brown suit like the one the Nazi bender was wearing in Germany during WW2. only his suit has Rusia nationalistic colors. Nowadays you can not tell, if the PRC Bender is Comunist or Nationalist or biggest Capitalist bender ever! They all have nuclear weapons!!

one of the children born in this house has later written a book called „the capital“. he has completly underestimated the hate that arrises in children watching their parents struggeling with poverty and fail. at a for Marx unimaginable level ( his parents could buy him presents and books and teachers!) If he would have written the word LOVE in that book maybe the Bender would be already there where he belongs!!!!!!!!!

No doctrine ommiting love can ever be right! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

the kid i was talking about ( here as a grown man and idol for many still today), beeing born in that house above. I do not think he ever met the Real Santa

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